Whoops! Someone Did A Software Update On The Lab’s Ancient Computer And Now...
Graham, L. et al Researchers at the Bremner lab were devastated after realizing someone had updated their ancient computer’s software , completely cutting off access to several MS-DOS programs needed...
View ArticleShit! PI Is Coming By To “Do Some Experiments”???
Graham, L. et al Get access to the full article for just $29.97. The post Shit! PI Is Coming By To “Do Some Experiments”??? appeared first on dnatured journal.
View ArticleCool! Snakes Tired of Being Poached for Boots Are Evolving Skin To Look Cheap...
Brackett, L.G., et al In an apparent example of evolutionary warfare, snakes are evolving new “plastic-y” skins that only display clashing styles and patterns. Scientists say the adaptation will...
View ArticleCool! Vegan Company Appeals To Meat Eaters By Engineering First Plant Based...
Handle, A. et al Meat eaters rejoiced this morning as vegan food upstart VegaMeat announced the creation of the first plant based animal. “Today we have transcended bean burgers and faux meats....
View ArticleImpressive! This Student Has Learned and Forgotten Stats 19 Times
Graham, L. et al Fourth year PhD candidate Calvin Xu recently earned himself a Guinness World Record after admitting that he has learned and forgotten basic statistics 19 ± 2 times over the past eight...
View ArticlePhew! Physicists Say That, Theoretically, There Must Be At Least One Universe...
Graham, L. et al A group of theoretical physicists recently unveiled some reassuring news for many people struggling to cope with everyday life; statistically speaking, in a non-zero number of...
View ArticleProtocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting
Graham, L., Hallworth, M., Crooks, T., Ito, R., Clemente, E.C., Letourneau, J., Conchord, F., Kaplan, J., Office, E., Burgess, G. et al Face it, people want your data. It’s almost better to steal...
View Article40,000 Year-Old Cave Paintings Suggest Neanderthals Were Absolute Freaks In...
Dambron, R. et al Swedish geneticist Svante Pääbo was recently awarded the Nobel Prize for his diligent work in analyzing ancient cave art with the genetic code of the Neanderthals, finding that our...
View ArticleUh Oh! Grad Student’s Motivation Still On Backorder
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View ArticleOops! I Accidentally Submitted To A Predatory Journal And Now It’s Hunting Me...
Tek, A. et al They’re after me. Listen. Maybe I thought that it was weird that they reached out to me, but this paper got desk-rejected from four different journals, and I needed a publication. I was...
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